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A Flying Donkey – An Ass Of An Idea?

yessir — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 05:12:58 +0000

The Flying Donkey Stunt

Recently sunbathers on a beach by the Sea of Azov in southern Russia were startled to find a braying donkey attached to a parachute in the skies above them. The parachute was being pulled by a boat. The frightened donkey eventually fell into the water, where it was dragged along for several meters [...]

Did BP, Or Did BP Not, Lobby For Release Of Lockerbie Bomber?

nuryn — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 12:12:39 +0000

Why Was The Lockerbie Bomber Released From Jail?

Whilst still mired in the problems associated with the massive oil leak from its well in the Gulf of Mexico, BP has to cope with another serious issue unrelated to the leak. The issue is whether BP did or did not lobby for the release of Abdelbeset Ali Mohmed [...]

Malaysian Clerics Say Manchester United’s Red Jersey Is Devilish

yessir — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 20:12:59 +0000

The Devil In The Red Devils’ Jerseys

So what’s new? Manchester United FC is always known by its nickname, the Red Devils. But now in Malaysia, Muslim clerics have pronounced that the devil is in Manchester United’s famous red jerseys. And a few other clubs have been labelled as off limits to Muslims as well.

“Dangerous And Un-Islamic”

Nooh [...]

2010 FIFA World Cup – Germany Out Of Final As Octopus Paul Scores 6-0

yessir — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 06:31:15 +0000

Octopus Paul Got It Right All The Way

So Germany went out of the 2010 FIFA World Cup competition at the semi final stage, with Spain beating them 1-0. But the real winner is Octopus Paul, who now has a score of 6-0 in correctly predicting the outcome of the winning team in matches involving Germany in [...]

Lockerbie Bomber – Cancer Expert Admits Embarrassing Mistake

yessir — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 20:12:08 +0000

Professor Karol Sikora Now Says Abdelbeset Ali Mohmed al Megrahi Could Live For A Decade

Lockerbie bomber Abdelbeset Ali Mohmed al Megrahi was supposed to die within 3 months of his release from Scottish jail on supposedly compassionate grounds. Afterall, no less an authority than cancer specialist Professor Karol Sikora and others had examined him and pronounced [...]

2010 FIFA Word Cup – Octopus Paul Sees A German Defeat In Semi

yessir — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 05:12:59 +0000

German Fans In Dilemma

So Octopus Paul has already predicted who will win the Germany vs Spain Semi Final match of the 2010 FIFA World Cup competition. In a decision that sent German fans into dismay, and punters into confusion, Octopus Paul picked Spain to win this crucial match. Octopus Paul has so far maintained a perfect [...]

Young Imam (Imam Muda) – A Hit TV Show In Malaysia

yasna — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 08:22:42 +0000

The Young Imam Show

A televised search for Malaysia’s most eligible young Muslim leader has caught the country by storm. Following closely to the modus operandi of the “American Idol” and Britain’s “The X Factor”, Malaysia’s “Imam Muda” or “Young Imam” is a different spin and features ten good-looking male contestants aged between 18 and 27, including [...]

China – Whites For Rent

nuryn — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 12:31:29 +0000

The Jobs For White-Skinned People In China

Just being white-skinned is enough to land you a job in China. “No experience needed”, say the advertisements seeking white people. So what are these jobs? They range widely, and believe it or not, include being the chief-executive officer (CEO) or the director of a company. Well, not the real [...]

2010 FIFA World Cup – Germany Through To Semi Final Stage

yessir — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 20:01:58 +0000

Octopus Paul Spot On Again

Against great odds, Germany defeated Argentina to enter the semi-final stage of the 2010 FIFA World Cup competition. The decisive win puts the spotlight on Octopus Paul who predicted that victory when most pundits believe that Argentina would win. Octopus Paul has a perfect 100% accuracy in predicting the result of Germany’s [...]

2010 FIFA World Cup – Knock Out Of The Great Satan Delights Iran Foreign Minister

yasna — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 08:37:55 +0000

Foreign Minister Manouchehr Mottaki Revels In Foes’ Misery

Life slowly resumes back to its normalcy for the disappointed fans of soccer teams that crashed out from the early stages of the 2010 FIFA World Cup. However, there is no one as delightful as Manouchehr Mottaki, Iran’s Foreign Minister, when the United States of America – often referred [...]